The Kingdom of Skandinaviens Mitt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.253 billion Skandinaviens Mittians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Macragge. The average income tax rate is 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Skandinaviens Mittian economy, worth a remarkable 5,132 trillion Pengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,484 Pengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Skandinaviens Mitt's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Skandinaviens Mitt is ranked 12,157^th in the world and 784^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 78,833.5 Standard Monetary Units.